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10 months agoI hover briefly in the air, next to my bed, and hold up a sign that says “uh oh” before I fall a couple feet to the ground onto carpet. I might hit my head on the nightstand, but I feel like I got off easy compared to most other people.
Wouldn’t blame ya if you did mate