Morphological dialectic momentum*

Hopefully, you’ll know that “stuck” is the correct term? 🤷🏽‍♂️

Has a shit grasp of logical fallacies, much less elementary logic

I’m European

Hunh. Did not see that coming.

Stuck*

FFS. Are you 12?

Your argument is shit and you know it. Jog on.

So many logical fallacies to unpack, and no formatting to assist in legibility? Nah, I’m good.

Cradle*

Because, as I’ve already stated above: Heaven’s existence is inherently predicated on the knowledge of “sin”, and therefore a soul-themed credit score. Rhymes with “karma”, maybe. Who knows? Any way you spice it, credit makes heaven — that is, if innumerable denominations, et al, are any proof of. 🤷🏽‍♂️

You know it does. Where do you think “virginity” was invented? Hell is where the parties’re at and there’s no inherent need for a currency system in that dynamic. Heaven, on the other hand, is founded on an imaginary and largely arbitrary credit system. Ergo, money exists there.

No, numeracy is when you goin’ around in public and ain’t got no clothes on.

In Louisiana, they think numeracy is what gets you run outta town or burned alive, and they’re not entirely wrong there either, historically speaking.

10.0.2.1 fixed coveting to close loophole inv. neighbors’ wives, daughters, and all other livestock

(for clarity: “holy” books are largely penned by bigoted pedos. full stop.)

What. Public restrooms no longer a safe place for homophobes to suck cock by proxy? I thought that was classic Republican 101 stuff right there. What has the world come to‽

So is John Mulaney. Again. Yass.

Feminine hips and high waist?

You proudly wear that patch on your chaps that tells the world how much you are loved?

“NGL” in Idaho = “Not Gay LOL”?

And, that’s how you get UNinvited to my parties. 🤫

Fair point, and oddly enough right up my alley, too. On one hand, I’ve hated “cranberry juice” for so long that I guess I assumed it was sugary bullshit all over the world. Sorry for that. 🙇🏽‍♂️ On the other, “don’t try this at home” is my middle name.