Your list of redundant.

I’ve been known to have “British moments”. When I saw the bit in Arrested Development, I cried laughing.

A man that brings me pizza, especially with extra sausage, may not automatically be my perfect partner but he’d be pretty up there.

Add a rug of chest hair I can wrap my fingers in…

Bugger, you can’t stack superscript like on Reddit. Another thing to miss!

^{even_smaller_echo_chamber} ^^{smaller_echo-chamber}^ ^^^chamber^^

The Amish community, specifically current practising members.

To wake the computer up from sleep.

It’s probably the easiest language for a native English speaker to learn

I moved here from England. I love it and would never go back.

It’s myogenic like that

The whole world

A burqa basically does that:

The term burqa is sometimes conflated with the niqāb even though, in more precise usage, the niqab is a face veil that leaves the eyes uncovered, while a burqa covers the entire body from the top of the head to the ground, with a mesh screen which only allows the wearer to see in front of her.

Although those who demand it usually use religion as a justification…

The wearing of the burqa and other types of face veils have been attested to since pre-Islamic times. Face veiling has not been regarded as a religious requirement by most Islamic scholars, either in the past or the present. A minority of scholars in the Islamic jurisprudence (fiqh) consider it to be obligatory for Muslim women when they are in the presence of non-related (i.e., non-mahram) males. This is in order to prevent men from looking (perversely) at women. Additionally, this does not oblige men to wear eye-covering, but instead to lower their gaze.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burqa

What about in an urn on the mantle place?

After my wife.

Water doesn’t get you drunk at all!

Smartphone sales are at their lowest since 2013. Everyone has figured this out now.

I love my job. I have crippling depression, so I won’t live to retirement.

The Germans have excellent humour; in fact, they take it very seriously.

As they say, “German humour, it is no laughing matter!”

Protecting the ladies identity.

Less disastrous than the past few years.