I have no idea, but I’m better off that a lot of Americans. That knowledge makes me very sad— i don’t even make that much.
I can afford a one bedroom studio apartment on my own AND afford groceries. That is where I am at. That is better than most.
Fuuuuck…
They’re expensive but I’m lazy. These little cups of premade egg scrambles. It’s got potato, cheese, and bacon. Or turkey, egg, and potato. Then I add some chili garlic sauce.
If not that, sometimes a protein shake.
No. I grew up poor. I was a poor young adult. Now I’m okay, but now I’m concerned with possibly ending up poor again. It’s like a stone around my neck.
Got a passport though. I’d love to be able to just move to another country (I swear I will learn whatever language I gotta, do my best to integrate, and not be too “outspoken American” if that is heavily frowned upon).
Portland does this sort of thing every year. Clutch your pearls harder, you mushroom-fluffing fascist.
The only thing it threatened was your fragile sense of heterosexuality upon seeing all those chilly willies.
If they are in Portland, they probably do. Portland continuing to do Portland things-- like the naked bike rides-- is very important in times like this.
The people dressing up in silly outfits right now at protests are heroes on my book.
No. But I can’t post on reddit anymore since they banned me for updooting Luigi posts. So lame and anto-free speech.
No, but it pisses me off as an indie author. I adore em-dashes. Not my fault stupid people who don’t read have never seen them before outside of their crappy AI.
Surprised the fat fuck hasn’t ordered his own nasty face to be put on all US currency honestly…
At least we will have better rich people to look at. The current oligarchy in the US looks like deep fried dog shit. Imbred looking ass…
Not obscure but apparently a lot of people aren’t aware that sheep don’t have top teeth in front.
Whiny snowflakes got their way and now see that they can threaten more businesses to cater to their WEIRD ASS COMPLAINTS
The first of the Dragonlance books. I loved that trilogy so much as a kid. With Raistlin and Caramon, Tika, and Riverwind, Goldmoon… Thirty years later I still remember it.
Recent favorite:
The track when you fight Consort Radahn in Elden Ring. I am absolutely OBSESSED with the man who sings that one part… You’d have to listen to it and you’ll spot who I mean. He has such a powerful voice, you can hear him over the rest. It’s just awe inspiring.
(So glad I can finally gush about that song)
I’d frown pretty heavily and wait for them to explain themselves. I highly doubt anyone is dreaming of me in a sexy way and certainly no one is gonna risk a slap for it (a la Moonstruck), so I’m gonna be thinking they had a dream about some horrible fire breathing demon woman screeching at them and possibly burning down their lives.
To which I will say, cool, man. Then wonder wtf I did to traumatize this person.
My mom used to say “been ____-ing looong?” with a silly twang. No idea where she got that from and I’ve never heard anyone else do it. Like, if you trip she’d say been walkin’ looong? If you choke on your soda, she’d say been drinkin’ looong?
Some kind of weird hick thing, I’m sure.
No thanks! I feel like the Health Inspectors would fail that place…
(If muskrat and PEDOnald were still in love, I’d assume the health inspectors would be losing their jobs next)
Tequila and Mexican food is a gift to the people. 🤤
(People in places that don’t neighbor MX are missing out. If I’m ever deported, I’m gonna preach the word where I go.)
I want it.
That justification enough for me. If I can afford said thing, I’ll buy it. Having it live rent free in my head is way more annoying than just forking out the dough for whatever dumb thing I currently am obsessing over.
I dislike countries with backwards religion that tries to oppress women and certain groups.
And the US, atm.
(/am in the US)
If that guys in charge, I would assume those millions are being forced to work in ‘Mars in Total Recall’ conditions. Basically slave labor in abhorrent conditions with food/air being withheld when you don’t slave away hard enough.