Cisco Webex.

You think teams or zoom are annoying? This is much worse. The worst part is with some default meeting settings, a loud chime would play every time someone joined. People kept this on for meetings of 300+ people, then they started talking over the beeps once “the popcorn slowed down.”

Dry beans. A $2 bag makes a massive pot.

Nutella.

Pawpaws

Diamond sharpening stones. Still waiting on mine but they were cheap and I got the grits I wanted. Somehow I keep ending up putting new edges on knives, chisels, and other blades. I hear diamond stones remove material faster.

The unit “hertz” means “per second”. A higher value is still one second, but more events per second.

Bidet

Kinda rude to name the entire species after the appearance of only one gender

This feels like a clickbait news article headline. Any headline with a leading question can usually be answered “no”.