They/them
Getting torn apart in the resource wars sounds like an upgrade tbh, just feeling confusion and no other horrors, chores, work or biological functions, really doesn’t sound too bad.
Grimdark 17776 seems so much more likely than actual 17776. Maybe grimdark 17776 is the precurser and when they somehow eventually reset reality, they still couldn’t die, but nobody remembered any of the bad stuff and american football really took off instead.
You seriously need to try chaat masala on popcorn. It’s tangy, funky, spicy, savoury and all that good stuff, plus popcorn is high fibre and low calorie, so you can eat fucktons of it and not gain weight.
Most good chaat masala is homemade, you can by pre-blended stuff but it’s never going to be as good as a mix you tailor to your own specific tastes.
Mine is amchur (sour mango) powder, kashmiri chili powder, powdered garlic, powdered cumin, hing, black salt, corriander powder and msg. A pinch of sugar can be good too but don’t add it to the blend as it could go bad, add it after to the dish you’re seasoning.
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P.s. Databases like this one are where most of my collection came from.
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(I couldn’t find my emoticon of a cat blowing a kiss, so you got one batting a spider instead)
I just remembered I have a meme for this.
strongly flavored fruits
Seconding this one. Eating grapefruit while stoned out of my gourde was a magical experience.
Also good is really ripe and juicy yellow melon, straight from the fridge on a hot day.
Or to answer your phone/the door because your ordered out.
Green tea by the litre and stovetop popcorn covered in chaat masala.
Unless this is your job and you’re planning to go back to reddit, we’re not expats.
Or is this a dog whistle?
Just keep in mind that you’re planning on bringing a child into a world where 90% of the planets arable land will be depleted by 2050, global fresh water demand will exceed supply by 40% by 2030 and 7 of 9 planetary boundaries have now been breached, so within the next 25 years billions of people will die in massive droughts and famines, and the oceans will be so acidic that the phytoplankton that produce 50 to 80% of the worlds oxygen won’t survive.
Oh and there’s a chance for a double Blue Ocean Event this year too.
There’s a double Blue Ocean Event being predicted for September too.
Mushrooms help with ego death, if you ever need to come to terms with dying
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Yes. I’ve met enough people and seen enough things. It’s not going to get better.
Also we’re rapidly heading towards a future without topsoil, fresh water and breathable air. Oh and resource wars/ww3. Good times right?
United Nations: 90% of Earth’s topsoil at risk of depletion by 2050
World Economic Forum: Global freshwater demand will exceed supply 40% by 2030, experts warn
Stockholm University: Seven of nine planetary boundaries now breached
Hopefully cancer or something gets me before shit gets really bad in my area.
So many ethincally British people wash dishes like that and it’s beyond disgusting.
Filling a tub with soapy water to dunk dirty plates and cups in and then sticking them straight onto a draining board, is literally just adding more yuck to your crockery for bacteria to grow on.
And these people would complain about wasting water and stuff not being clean when I washed things with soap and hot running water?!
Seriously, the stuff you eat off should not smell like rotting raw meat has been rubbed all over it, when it’s ‘clean’.
When I lived with housemates, those of use who weren’t ethnically from here could pretty reliably tell who was ethnically British just by opening their cupboard in the kitchen.
Teleporter malfunction
The prostate massage or the DNR?
This is reminding me of the ‘blood is imitation seawater’ thread on tumblr. Hang on let me grab it.
Ok it’s too long to copy and paste in full without hogging the thread (it’s like 4 or 5 screen shots in length), so here’s the first bit and a link to the rest.
https://www.tumblr.com/derinthescarletpescatarian/673446579329466368?source=share
Is that a real thing or is this an abstract comedy bit?
I just googled this and it looks delicious and so easy to veganise. I am so making this later.