Imagine being so biased that you are completely blind to the facts.

Any DNS provider is good if they offer an API that lets you use PUT to modify DNS records. You can make a small bash script and crontab it. I also used DuckDNS for a while, and it worked fine.

It has the Firefox extension “Wallabagger”, open-source and all. You just have to create a token in Wallabag, link it, and then it works like a charm. Doesn’t work exactly like OP wants though.

For me with the high models it takes like 20-30 second pauses and if the text is long enough then it just stops completely.