There’s a very educational show from Denmark called John Dillermand.

…I’ll see myself out. 🤣

(I know I’m generalizing, but) in my life, the same people who would have crucified someone wearing anything but a black suit and tie are many of the same people who would wear The Orange Anus’s clothing line at a funeral now.

Same thing with wearing/modifying the American flag. It used to be verboten by nationalists, but now it’s not (if they do it).

Me working retail, after a bathroom issue was reported in the women’s room: “How did it get on the ceiling?!”

This is my impression. Kinda like Dick Cheney whispering into George W. Bush’s ear, just… even more openly evil. And that’s saying something.

If buying isn’t owning, then piracy isn’t stealing.

Using “they” as singular. Also, referring to animals besides humans as “he,” “she,” or “they” instead of “it.”

I usually am a grammar nazi, but these are things I do very intentionally.

Violife cheese for the win. Stay away from Tofutti/Daiya. Those are trash tier.

We’re spending all this money on you now so you can’t grow up and say we didn’t spend money on you when your were a kid.

C’mon now, don’t be ungrateful. I mean… you made the conscious decision to be born, right?

Three words: “Weird Al” Yankovic

He and the same guys in his band have been touring together for 40+ years, and the experience shows.

It’s one of the hardest rocking shows out there. Yes, I’m serious.