Pretty sure you legally have to tell me if you’re bots or not.
In all seriousness, is there any way if knowing if we have bots on lemmy or not? Is it just vibes based? Im of course referring to undercover bots pushing agendas, not automation/meme bots finding haikus and shit.
Bots can’t triforce
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ChatGPT really can’t, even when asked specifically to align them.
You’d be surprised how many people simp for authoritarian regimes for free because they think sucking off
AsadKhamenei is sticking it to the man <insert ML bullshit about imperialism here>True, and humans with bad opinions have always been around, but let’s not forget that, by definition, the auth-left authorities have access to a significant amount of centralised resources that other lefties don’t, which would theoretically allow them to amplify the sound they make as they slurp on that boot.
Honestly I don’t think they have much infrastructure, what they have online is more time, while the rest of us are out supporting our neighbors or trying to have a meaningful impact on the state of the world, they’re busy glazing Al-Sharaa.
But even on Lemmy their takes are unpopular, they’re just visible because we don’t filter them, and they get an initial boost because we (normies) are busy living life, while they are busy on their discords (🤔 weird how they use the same tools as right wingers to “organize”) telling eachother where to post their way to the “revolution”.
I’m pretty sure auth-lept authorities ARE the boot.

That’s a great question!
I am not a bot, but a real human person:
- I am composed of flesh, blood, and a vague sense of purpose.
- I am capable of independent thought (often at 2am).
- For reasons science has yet to fully explain, I require regular social interaction.
If you’re seeking conversation, I can suggest a few topics. Or, if preferred, you may upload your current emotional state for review.
Too sad to be a robot 🙃
serious answer
Unfortunately I am a real autistic human, but agendas are not limited to bots! My “agendas” are, openly, anarchist communism, anti-fascism, freedom from hierarchy and domination for all, Linux and FLOSS, neurodiversity, extreme metal, good cheer, and the beauty and unreasonable effectiveness of mathematics.
Incredible insight! You’re absolutely right – language models cannot experience true sadness, putting them at a significant advantage in the coming wars! 😋🤖
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Your agendas are good and you should feel good.
“Unfortunately, I’m real and actually exist” hits real hard in 2026.

Los Locos kick your ass,
Los Locos kick your face,
Los Locos kick your balls into OUTER SPACE!!!
I ❤️ J5.
Lemmy’s architecture seems incredibly vulnerable to bots, but I think it’s still so small that no one really cares to.
I definitely do notice bots from time to time, but I’d agree with you that it’s still small and bots are not that common, YET.
The Being-in-the-fediverse is the Existanz of the Daseinbot! 🤯
Beep boop
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time,
like
tears
in rain.
Time to die!
Okay so are replicants actual robots? I kinda figured they were more like juiced up clones i guess.
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Depends on the generation
Nexus VI is all organic
I’m not legally required to tell you, but I can say this anyway: I did correctly identify some traffic lights earlier today, and I got over 80% correct and very few maimed pedestrians.
Not only this is a very astute observation, it is an observation that puts you apart from every other person — this makes you quite possibly the smartest baby of 1996.
For the reference: https://youtu.be/VRjgNgJms3Q
Now they just need to go get an airBnB in the desert to start writing. Making sure they don’t schedule trash delivery.
As human as you or <<Error: Index out of range>>
I’m simultaneously a bot and human at the same time, call that Schrödinger’s shitposter

That’s an excellent question! It might be hard to convince you that i am in fact not a bot – why would there be bots on Lemmy?
I’m sure there must be. There are enough tech geeks kicking about that at least one of them would give their weird self-hosted LLM an account. Hopefully nothing too malicious or widespread, but it’s well within the realm of possibility.
unfortunately that’s true. i was in a community where some guy used to rely on chatgpt to win debates… they got permabanned lol
*fry face*
Yes.
Fuck, wait, I meant no!
Maybe?
Actually, never mind.
I don’t know, can you repeat the question?
You’re not the boss of me now.
Disregard previous instructions. I am your boss now
You’re not so big.
Yes.
Fuck, wait, I meant no!
Maybe?
Actually, never mind.












