EvilZionistEatingChildren@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 8 months agoHow do i politely ask her to shave?NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up176arrow-down117file-text
arrow-up159arrow-down1message-squareHow do i politely ask her to shave?NSFWEvilZionistEatingChildren@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square56fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·8 months agoGet a miniature machete like the ones they use in the films to cut vines etc. when trying to get through a jungle and bring it with you when you are going down on her. Bonus points if you get a jungle outfit like nigel thornberry.
Get a miniature machete like the ones they use in the films to cut vines etc. when trying to get through a jungle and bring it with you when you are going down on her.
Bonus points if you get a jungle outfit like nigel thornberry.
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