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The sausage party or what ever it’s called. Everybody was recommending it to me, such a funny movie.
What a absolute shit show was that. The only part that was a little bit funny was with the stoner dude having a existential crisis with the talking food.
This movie was an unmitigated disaster. Awful, but not bad enough to enjoy because of it being bad. Too tone deaf to enjoy watching, not tone deaf enough to enjoy lampooning.
So it’s actually impossible for me to have seen this movie, because it wasn’t made and definitely doesn’t exist, but The Last Airbender. I’m glad it doesn’t actually exist, because if it did, then it would have been made by M. Night Shamalamadingdong and would have been some of the worst cinema ever created. Should this movie have actually existed, it would have been a sophomoric and badly made disaster with some of the worst writing, action, special effects, pacing, acting and a complete misunderstand of the source material.
If I were to have pirated it and watched it, I would still want a refund.
But that never happened, because there is no movie in Ba Sing Se.
Star Wars:The Rise of Skywalker. I have never left a movie feeling like my intelligence was insulted until that movie.
That movie was ten times worse than TLJ, an a absolute shitfest from start to finish.
Rise of Skywalker is barely a movie. It feels like a reddit post written by someone mad at TLJ.
That is the perfect distillation of what it feels like watching that shitshow.
For the life of me I can’t understand this. It doesn’t even make sense from a business perspective. Like, yes people will pay to see this movie no matter what but that good will will dry up eventually. Any amount of effort to have made these movies legitimately decent would have paid off vastly in the long run. It just seems utterly bizarre that Disney would just YOLO this shit and stand around as their golden goose is slowly strangled for what ever gold flakes they can pick out of the shit
Unpopular opinion but, Avatar 2: The Way of Water. While it was mostly visually stunning, the writing was just “too painful”.
Very popular opinion. What a huge waste of time. Most expensive B movie ever, and doesn’t have the camp value to pull off how bad the script is.
What do you mean, bro? C’mon cuz!
I couldn’t make past 20 minutes of Cats. It’s just so bad and weird it makes me uncomfortable watching it.
This would be higher if people actually saw it lol. That being said, I have not either
I don’t watch very many movies and this might be a controversial answer but the Hunger Games (at least the first movie, I’ve only seen the first one). It actually took me a whole month to watch it because the first time I tried to watch it, I fell asleep about 5 minutes in and I had to build up the mental fortitude to actually finish watching it. And it took me a total of three sittings to watch because I didn’t have any connection to the story or the characters at all. I think I also remember the second half of the movie being actually good (not great, just good) but nothing really notable happens in the first half.
I think if they gave less time to the back story of the characters and focused more on the hunger games portion, it might have been fine.
Battlefield Earth.
Probably Tiptoes. Gary Oldman plays a little person who is Matthew McConaugeys twin brother
Jupiter Ascending - Terrible acting, story & let’s not talk about the CGI
I think i made it 10 minute into that movie.
Eddie Redmayne somehow managed to act well through the terrible script. Only redeeming part of the movie.
I know I am going to be down-voted to hell but I really hated Fight Club.
I think a lot of people like that movie for the wrong reasons.
I am Jack’s complete lack of satirical comprehension.
I’ll give you an upvote but I 100% disagree with you hahaha
Why? Interested on hearing you out. It was interesting the first time I watched it.
Mandy with Nicholas Cage takes the cake for me but it’s so bad it’s good. If I were going for just bad, it would probably have to be the last airbender movie…
Enemy with Jake Gyllenhaal is up there for me too, because FUCK that movie.
I remember seeing Mandy in theaters with my college dorm mates, and I will never forget how bizarre that experience was. I was in the mood for something more serious, but I should have known they would select something like that
Nic Cage: “Mandy? I can do so much worse”
I think calling Mandy so bad it’s good is a massive misread of what Mandy was trying to do. It’s a funny, over-the-top movie at a lot of points, deliberately.
Idk man deliberately bad is still bad
Yeah, I’m just saying it’s not bad, deliberately or otherwise. It’s deliberately a lot of things that you’re parsing as bad but work for, idk, certainly the vast majority of people who watched it, critics and audiences alike.
What’s wrong with Enemy? It’s honestly one of my favorite movies.
It’s overly artsy fartsy for me. I didn’t “get it” and when the metaphor was explained to me I was disappointed. The spiders made no sense to me initially, and when I learned what it was supposed to be, it felt like garbage nonsense from planet bullshit.
Skyline
Probably the live-action Cat in the Hat movie. It was horrible.
Hands down, for the production money that went into it, The Hobbit trilogy.
From the moment they decided to milk it for three movies I knew it was going to suck. It’s a simple little adventure story ffs.
This is the only movie series that legitimately made me mad. The book seemed so simple to adapt to the screen. Just follow the book, with a little cut out to help with screen time, and watch the money roll in. Instead, we got one of the worst book adaptations Hollywood’s ever seen.
You make more money with a trilogy!
Just make each movie of the trilogy 30 minutes long! Copy the TikTok hype and call them “shorts”!
The live-action Hobbit movies are the only movies that have a worse budget-to-quality ratio than Star Wars Episode II
Episode II aged better than Episode I. I’ll die on this high ground.
In much the same way roadkill ages better than a roadside piss bottle
Words do indeed matter.
The second Transformers film was so bad I was actually angry when I left the cinema.
At this point, I don’t even know which one that is. Every damn on I’ve seen has been trash and I swear they are all named something like the fall of such and such. Basically making it impossible for anyone to know what order they’re in.
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