Source: trust me bro.

Worse actually, I found the site, no raw data and it says “study is based on online survey responses from 2,034 Americans ages 18+ fielded by The Harris Poll from August 7 to August 14, 2023, and using data from the Empower Personal Dashboard™. The survey is weighted to be nationally representative on the following dimensions: age, gender, education, race, region, income, size of household, marital and employment status”.

So really based on their customer data and however they adjusted the data to be nationally representative.

Mine is “GetOffMyLAN”. Then one of my neighbors changed theirs to “GetOffMyLan69”. I’m not even mad.

I have a bag of Skippy Peanut Butter Balls lodged in my ass. If I move they won’t be there any more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

There’s nothing stopping anyone from doing it, do you think it’ll make any money?

Eh I have found French organizations tend to take themselves too seriously and go out of their way to affect an air of superiority about… pretty much everything. In other words: fuck em.

No greater joy than shopping in a heavily religious neighborhood on a Sunday.

I’m not falling for this trick again.

Why are you so interested, what are you up to? ANSWER US!

I do that all the time! Sometimes several times a day!

So you’re NOT going to immediately touch yourself carnally?

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Teach us your ways, sensei.

I know it will get a lot of laughs now, but I unironically love the final song.

Close: “Reality has a well-known liberal bias.”

“Careful, that’s not a load bearing structure!” CRUNCH “It is now.”

Now that’s a deep cut.

That I’m not sure, I’ve never tried I always just watch it on my laptop or hdmi to a TV, but that site has been my go to for NFL streams for years, back in the say it was a subreddit before it got shutdown and went to their own website, always been reliable for me, worst case you need to switch steams midgame it they have plenty to choose from.

nflbite.com

OK while that would be a better idea the thought that no one would notice is laughable. We have detailed pregnancy rate records going back 75 years, an immediate 30% change would definitely raise a lot of red flags.

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It was nothing to do with Windows, it’s a sorta joke where the person telling the joke is trying to use logic to compare 2 different things, with humorous results.

A better example is an old Norm Mcdonald (I think) joke, I’ll post it below.

A guy sees his new neighbor out in his backyard, so he decides to get acquainted. After introductions, he asks the new neighbor what he does for a living.

The new neighbor says, “I’m a professor.” The first neighbor then asks, “Oh yeah, what do you teach?”

“Logic,” the professor reponds.

“What is that?” the neighbor inquires.

“Well, let me see if I can give you an example…you have a dog, right?”

“Yeah, that’s right,” neighbor #1 responds.

“And you have children too, right?” says the professor.

“Wow, right again!” exclaims the neighbor.

"So, then you must be married and that would make you a heterosexual, right?‘’ proclaims the professor.

“Unbelievable, you’re absolutely correct. How do you know all this about me?”

“Well,” the professor says, “I observed there was a dog house in your backyard, so you must have a dog. I also saw bicycles next to your garage, so you must have children. And if you have children, you are probably married and if your married, you are most likely heterosexual… it was all logical!”

The next afternoon, the neighbor runs into his old friend. His friend asks if he has met the new neighbor. The man says that he met him yesterday.

“What’s he like?”

“Well,” the man says, “he’s nice and he is a professor of logic.”

“Oh,” says the friend, “what’s logic?”

“Maybe I can give you an example. Do you have a dog house?”

“Why, no, I do not,” responds the friend.

“Well, then,” proclaims the man, “that means you’re gay!”