STOP! My penis can get only so erect

Dr. Krieger, probably

“War is peace”

That’s what they are trying to pull. Look it up.

According to the airline, “window” refers only to the seat’s location next to the aircraft wall

Then call it “wall seat”

Developing software

I do not drink alcohol. The day this guy stops talking I will go to the supermarket and buy a bottle of Champagne and drink it alone.

You could steal much easier and less risky from lesser known places. If you wanted to steal gold and gems to melt down and reassemble why create so much public and international attention?

My bet is on a private purchaser that specifically wanted these items for his collection.

Gun Control lol

Charlie Kirk would approve… Well, he would now I mean. SCNR

Too soon?

Merging the 2 companies is the best idea ever!

Splitting into 2 companies is the best idea ever!

Well, which is it?

I’m not banned on Reddit. I just like the idea that a companies do not interfere in the Fediverse, or that at least we could detach from their servers.

The idea that news transport ideologies that need to be evened out is flawed from the get-go.

News must be factual and free of ideology. If you consume news that carry a bias (either way) then it is time to find other news sources.

OMG I read the post as “How can I start a family with the plants, trees, and animals around where I live?” and I thought “what a pervert” lol

nvm, I’ll show myself out

That shtick got old long ago already.

The violin is smaller than a human hair and has “laid the groundwork” for future research.

… more like “the groundwork for future memes” I suppose

Fuck you, Elon

And fuck you too, Ted

Nothing suprises me anymore. OTOH, how nice of him to come out not only as an unhinged idiot but also as a child rapist.

For once, we are not the baddies

Come to the EU, noone will scoff at paternity leave here. On the contrary, colleagues will congratulate you for procreating lol

Cigarettes

Eloquently said