Trump has pardoned a bunch more turkeys recently than Biden ever did.

From the article

The “polarizing” president was in conversation with Fox News about the economy when he veered off track…

Dad reporter confirmed. He even snuck in an “off track” before talking about trains.

Usually it is the defendant trying to get off during court proceedings.

To be fair to the original poster this news article has been revised multiple times since original publication. When it was first posted the article contents very much matched the headline but subsequent changes were made that included things like the clarifications from the university.

RFK Jr will be very worried that his newly recruited team for the health and human services department had an accident whilst travelling to their new government offices.

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“I’m McTrump’s. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arch. They got the Big Mac, I got the Tiny Mushroom Mac.”

I was thinking “To Die For”

If she opened a restaurant using these recipes, it would be my favourite haunt.

Never seen a washing machine take someone to the cleaners before.

The Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert shows will be replaced with everyone’s favourite hit, “Ow! My Balls!”

Well he obviously can’t have Aioli as garlic repels vampires.

“But it wasn’t a dream. It was a place. And you Julia, and you O’Brien, and you Emmanuel Goldstein … and you were there. But you couldn’t have been, could you? No, Mr Charrington, this was a real, truly live place.”

“Oh, and don’t forget the two gold Nazi eagles on each side of the fireplace.”

He likes golf as he only likes to play holes from 1 up to 18.

ChatGPT prompt : “How do you make arrangements to have a live in nanny to take care of your child?”