I guess I haven’t used a flashlight recently

I stole one of my brothers friends.

Cause you ain’t sharing

A reverse Three little pigs. Where the pigs (cops) are the bad guys, and the wolf is just a pot head

Age 12

History is repeating it self.

But when I try to indoctrinate children I just get burned at the stake

In 2005 my family went to Disney world. At the hotel we stayed at there was a buffet. Every morning we would get the breakfast buffet and every morning my plate would be filled with scrambled eggs. For 2 weeks my diet was in large part just eggs. On the day we go home I start feeling gassy. I got the walking fartz real bad and they are foul. While getting on to the plane I let one out in first class and the old lady next to me looked like she was gonna throw up. If it had been a longer flight I may have been banned from flying

No, sadly. Cook at a gas station

Reading manga. And I got a job

I don’t get the second one

8mm

The person who turned the alarm off needs to be held accountable

And it will get LOSE and LOOSE mixed up like you did

Yes that’s the joke

I mean, they probably stole the goat to use.

I’m taken out by truck-kun so I can reincarnate

Do they have to be in person?

Take it when I’m 18 and I will have never been born