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A reverse Three little pigs. Where the pigs (cops) are the bad guys, and the wolf is just a pot head
Age 12
History is repeating it self.
But when I try to indoctrinate children I just get burned at the stake
In 2005 my family went to Disney world. At the hotel we stayed at there was a buffet. Every morning we would get the breakfast buffet and every morning my plate would be filled with scrambled eggs. For 2 weeks my diet was in large part just eggs. On the day we go home I start feeling gassy. I got the walking fartz real bad and they are foul. While getting on to the plane I let one out in first class and the old lady next to me looked like she was gonna throw up. If it had been a longer flight I may have been banned from flying
No, sadly. Cook at a gas station
Reading manga. And I got a job
I don’t get the second one
The person who turned the alarm off needs to be held accountable
And it will get LOSE and LOOSE mixed up like you did
Yes that’s the joke
I mean, they probably stole the goat to use.
I’m taken out by truck-kun so I can reincarnate
Do they have to be in person?
Take it when I’m 18 and I will have never been born
Thank the fairy. Then go find a nice sunny spot and fall asleep. Unless it’s winter then I’ll go find a nice warm house
My mom who has medical card and can get an Oz for 25 bucks
Because it’s easier than going on your own