Sounds like you’re going to the wrong music instructors.

Yeah, school.in the 90’s was so gay.

I think this is gay eraser

Very nice!

Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache

Snake… answer me, Snake… Snaaake!

Is that not chap-hop

But then,

The only difference for me is the order of c’s: C4, C1, C2, C3.

No, you see the trick is to play Jump by Van Halen exactly once at the right time followed immediately by Killing in the name of by Rage Against the Machine.

This combo is super effective… As long as the stay listen until the end.

I just showed my boy this one.

The boy: “Is it wearing shoes??”

He’s all turned upsidedownface.

Might be a good idea to err on the side of caution and get a prostate exam. Especially if it increases in frequency.

Might be a good idea to err on the side of caution and get a prostate exam. Especially if it increases in frequency.

The last kids movie: The Incredibles 2, great as always, and highly recommended along with the 1st. Very excited for the 3rd.

The last non-kids movie: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. I recommend this to anyone who likes movies similar to The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Everyone in it does a great job and is interested that it is based on a true story, albeit embellished, but also the basis and inspiration for the James Bond books.

“TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?”

“A levee??”
“… touchè”

Made me think of this.

I think the water drop sound with your mouth is more chaotic evil than drums.

Well except, obviously, for humanity. That’s our greatest enemy, and it seems to be shown more frequently.

If there is food out, I can be hungry.

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