Yeah, one would really think

Or national hero, depending on who you ask

Religion is wild. When i tell people that i don’t drink alcohol they think it’s either for religious reason or because i’m a former alcoholic. When i tell them that i simply don’t like it, i’m weird. Somehow it’s less weird to not drink because of some pedo magic man from the past said i’m not allowed to.

My friend texted me that she went out on the weekend and complained that everyone was wearing trainers and mullets.
And yeah, that might be kinda odd, but i grew up wearing baggie pants and spiked up blonde hair, i don’t think i have any ground to stand on.

Why even invent the car when horse so much faster?

We gotta make everything reddit. What does the narwhal bacon here? I vote opossum and curry. Is that le random enough?

Or at all

It’s stupid because you don’t understand it? Aeems like you are the dumb one then.

Ah yes, the good old take from people who never read a comic book

I helped a friend with a bathtub that had similar stains , but it was almost black. I have a high grid polishing sponge for email, but it was too much, so i whipped out car polish and it worked.

I used to listen to his podcast. It was never the podcast i was really looking forward to, but it was a good filler. I havend listened to it in like a year or two, and i don’t miss it at all. It was kinda just noise after a while.

I watched return of the body snatchers when i was around 8. The movie itself doesn’t scare me anymore at all, but the feeling i had when i had when i had to run home at night still haunts me.

It’s nice when you get some help, but ihelp in the form of aomeone being forced to be your little house slave is weird as shit

There is a brand that makes fake dried meat out of smoked beet. It’s absolutely fantastic but pretty expensive. Same goes for fake salmon.

I love the notion of: we leu us getting scammed by big corporations like good little puppies and WE LIKED IT.

Dating apps got so much worse too. A couple of years ago i would always get a bunch of matches and maybe a third of them would actually be interested to talk. Now i get like a match a month or so and it’s mainly for attention. Yeah sorry i’m not gonna wait a few days to get a “yes” back.

My dad always acts like i’m close to dying because i’m vegan. I work out every day, he eats meat 3 times a day and even his vegetables are unhealthy as fuck. He’s so overweight that getting into his car is super exhausting. Pretty weird if someone like that gives you tips on how to eat right.

Popular music only exists in america

Corporation polluter the planet, therefore we should be allowed to torture animals. You got it boy

In other words, humans are assholes