“Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?”.

-Bender Rodriguez

Also “Not gonna lie…” to start a sentence. Well thank you for that decency?

Gotta stop watching it for the plot and just go for the ride

Arachnids win.

I can’t wait to see at what the rate per kwH unlimited fusion power is going to be sold to us.

He looks like he just realized he forgot to wipe.

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I fully agree, I’ve seen nothing but pearl clutchers defending Israel for two days now. Oh no, the dog you keep chained in your back yard and hardly throw scraps to broke free and attacked you, now you blame the dog?

None of them are, god isn’t real. There is no one they are fighting for, just their own ideals they made up to control people. You can’t argue that if Israel could wipe Hamas from the world they wouldn’t do so immediately, no different than the other way. Stop pretending one group of fake deity worshipers is better than another because they killed someone yesterday instead of the week before.

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The Earth is the true victim of our dick waving contests.

Shawshank Redemption

Fucking hilarious at parts, definitely a Mel Brooks production. Worth a watch through once for sure

And women are worthless stay-at-home breed mares to them so I guess they should get a new Governor.

PS I’d pay good money to watch Britney Griner kick his ass.

Punch him back, lesson learned. Bet the old fuck won’t hit someone again afterwards.

Pizza hut!

Yep yep yep.

Stop playing war profiteering and end this shit already. Bomb the fuck out of anything you want in Russia hands. Fuck them, what are they gonna do, more angry words? Use nukes and end the world? I’ll call their bluff, it’s been long enough.

All religion has no place in a modern science world. These people want to hurt and kill because somewhere thousands of miles away, someone decided not to believe a childish lie that an invisible man in the sky is watching you and judging.

A fetus isn’t a person, it was an abortion.