I don’t know what math you’re using but 20 miles is 32.2 km

Barney’s magic ringtone

The rains have ceased, and we have been graced with another beautiful day. But you are not here to see it

I made a PowerPoint presentation to convince them to let me play monster hunter when I was 13.

They let me.

I know a man who became a grandfather at 34. He had a daughter at 16 and she had a kid at 18.

It was raw. My grandpa loved it though.

That’s fucking brilliant

What happened yesterday?

Minke whale. I’ve had hákarl and I prefer that over minke whale.

I wouldn’t want to think of my mother when I look at my fleshlight

Have you tried turning it off and in again?

I have nothing to hide and nothing I want to show

oof

The chainsaw was first used to saw bone, not trees. This was before anesthesia.

Personally, when their actions start harming others.

Your mom is in a cat cult?

I’ve never heard anyone use the term “consumable item” outside of games.

Everyone knows that there were only Christians in America before Obama /s

Then no