Pure entitlement, distilled in a comment. It’s possible they didn’t do enough Google-Fu and instead asked this community for help. Instead, you berated them, then purposefully withheld the information. In other words you are way more annoying and wasted more of your own time than just ignoring it and moving on.

(By the way, I found the actual replies informative, proving the usefulness of the post)

Saddam Hussein?

Sorry, OP might judge this to contain some snark and as such, is ineligible. ☹️

And they’re vegan.

Blue. I think it’s objectively the best, most beautiful color. Not sure what more I can say…

Like Freedom. I love my niece and nephew and enjoy spending time with them. But if I had to feed, clothe, clean up after, provide for, and entertain them 24 hours a day (not even considering when they were babies!)… I literally cannot imagine it.

Hero.

Keep it up.

Eh, if you want. It’s a rental…

A less-shitty one with fewer assholes.

Bedtime tea and caffeinated soda at the same time? Why not just consume marijuana indica and cocaine if you really want them to fight it out…

Are you threatening to nuke my home if I don’t!?

Wow, classy. And what a lucky wage-slave they will be to get stuck with you…

Then what’s even the point of feeling yourself up? But you’re right about the floor! I have a textured faux wood floor in my bathroom and I don’t even own a Batman bathmat. (Sadly, I also don’t own a batman. ☹️) It’s never slippery after I shower.

Are you telling me to pleasure myself!? I am offended!

Surgical cloths. They have to be disposed of if they were even in the operating room. They still sanitize them though. You can probably find them for free, but if you pay any money it will be incredibly cheap. They are very low-lint and have a coarse texture that makes them perfect for cleaning.

Of course not! We’re supposed to feel ourselves up after every shower like a psycho (taking longer and removing less water), step out to get the towel, slip, and ultimately get some time off from work!

They wouldn’t shut up about their “awesome, super-hard wood”.

Legit props to them, but my unpopular opinion: these people shouldn’t be bosses. Like, at all. At my job, myself and my coworkers do all the work compared to my direct supervisors. When my previous boss got sick for an extended time, the work still got done. When they retired, and a search process was in progress to find a replacement, the work was still done. All of it.

Management is about dealing with people and unexpected situations. If you can’t do that, why the fuck are you paid more than the people that put in the time and are literally solving the problems all day, every day!?

Joke’s on them! I’ll stare into their telescope and out-perv them any day of the week…