AI characters do nothing but spew meaningless platitudes and generic advice dressed up as a personality. That’s like considering the horoscope section on a random website to be your sister.

While we’re on the subject, I think that Passenger by Deftones is about Maynard giving Chino road head.

In chalk! If you don’t like it, grab a hose or kick the sidewalk for a couple minutes. Fucking fascist snow flakes.

…or, ya know. Stop throwing brown and trans people into your corporate slavery prisons. Either way!

My wife and I point it out like a drinking game when they show random close-ups of the brand badge on ovens. It’s kind of like they’re cutting to the oven for a reaction shot. They do it at least once a segment on every competition show I’ve watched.

You’re right except the zealots and bigots are the ones being propagandized to support the legislation. The reason for it has always been for expanded prison labor. That’s where America’s slavery thrives. Don’t play into the culture war while corporations and the owning class take everything from us.

It’s a roller coaster of uncontrollable tears and searing anger in equal parts. Devastating is the perfect word.

Cheers, mate! Things are really coming up burnout.

It’s to hide all the piss stains.

Oh, you know Kristi?! It’s a small world, friend.

I can’t wait for someone to mention her name and I can dimlight 'em like, ‘that famous dog murderer? She’s in politics now?’

There’s an old joke about a guy who’s house sitting for a friend and he calls to say that his cat died. The friend say something like ‘don’t jump right to that bad news; build it up for a bit. Tell me the cat’s stuck on the roof and then tell me it fell’. The friend then says, “oh, well your grandma is stuck on the roof.” Damn, I hope this is just how they’re choosing to tell us.

Pour Some Urine on Me, my Leper Friend.

I was just thinking I haven’t heard of anything atrocious from Nestle in a few months. I’m glad they’re still out there proving they’re shit bags.

Are you asking if your rock hard sphincter can handle the diarrhea from eating it, or if you could boof the sush’ and destroy it with your powerful hole?

This damned planned obsolescence! They just don’t make kids like they used to.

That’s what I was thinking. I always thought it was so pregnant women could get in faster or something functional like that.

I can’t even read quotes from this pompous rambling fuck without getting too angry and giving up after a couple words.

I couldn’t agree more! South Park is funnier with the beeps for a very good reason. Creatively stepping around saying offensive things is usually way funnier and more interesting.

We’ll just have to beat them to deaf wif their own shoes.