Bro’s tacitly admitted he’s mediocre at best in bed
Bro’s tacitly admitted he’s mediocre at best in bed
Teeny tiny axolotl
There is really not a lotl
Of you. Not a jot or tittle
So I’ll call you axolitl
— anon
It’s not even really an argument though, is it? So maybe ‘thought terminating cliché’ is appropriate
*Fake crying
So I skimmed that and it seems the tldr is mammals have melanin (and I’m guessing the other animals don’t)
That’s why hunters’ jackets are bright orange. Hides them from game (whilst simultaneously making them visible to other people)
Well of course you don’t like being in pictures
They’re so big! Like a creature from scifi
It has cool hair! I should visit
I think you’re incorrectly assuming their age
Same with anuses tbh
Piles yes, but there be smaller trace amounts too
I thougt it was the gerbil that went into Mr Slave’s arse
Entropy
Had a religious studies teach called Mrs Holyland
I can’t always tell I’m dreaming when I’m dreaming, but I can always at least tell it’s reality when I’m awake. Apart from that one time I was concussed when I fell off my bike as a kid. And the slew of drug-addled experiences as a young adult, but I’m not sure if they’re considered reality or not.
Language evolves, and it’s now completely normal to use an adjective in place of its adverb in some sentences, particularly when it’s being used for emphasis
Seems like the type of thing I’d randomly think of in the shower
(Also, where else would it go?)
Damn. Disability notwithstanding, your life sounds pretty fucking sweet (although sorry to hear about your dad’s passing)