Trade your kids for guns, it’s a trade-up
Trade your kids for guns, it’s a trade-up
Oh yeah because you just know the people that enjoy them despite them being messy and loud are the ones running about in tiny-penis trucks
You’d buy a couple tools? Which couple, and why do these two people deserve tools?
Hey, most of us drive about in small, fuel-efficient cars the whole year
Ban our fireworks once you ban your millions of tiny-penis trucks!
Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité
Ok a fast lawnmower that can’t handle corners 😂
From the pic I thought it was a lawnmower lol
Didn’t know that existed but I’ll download it right now
Dear god no. Wil Wheaton has the most grating, whiny, nasal voice I’ve ever heard, immediately puts me off any book he narrates. He only has one reading style which doesn’t translate at all between different books
And millions elected him
Fuckin hell I’m 52 and haven’t had cereal since 1984. I get called a kid by 30/40 year olds that still eat sugar for breakfast 😂
GOOD TIMES NEVER FELT SO GOOD
Nah, Sweet Caroline is far more effective
Are you thinking of diesel? Winter diesel has additives to stop it thickening in the cold weather
Lipton is the reason British people take their own teabags with them when staying abroad 🤢
Hilarious that yous use England to mean the UK too!
Books before, now ebooks while avoiding Amazon like the plague
I heard there was a website called only fans, you might be eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenterested
Is there a better asklemmy than the ML one?
I didn’t realise the asklemmy I was seeing was that bunch of nutjobs
I once saw sweet n sour sauce in a French supermarket, “sauce aigre-doux”
I looked up aigre to see what it meant and right enough, it just means sour.
At that point it clicked that French for wine is “vin” so sour wine is vin aigre
Or vinegar