Dihydrogen Oxide

You mean its not clipped into a swivel bracket on the underside of the slats for when your new partner escapes having his brains blown out in a bathtub?!

How will we know whether he’s surgical with that bitch, Jake?!

Man who signed up to a job to humiliate his fellow man, was himself humiliated. Demands justice.

Tit

Id just talk about it being disgusting like they didn’t vote for it. ‘Other it’ around them and try not to put it like you’re attacking them. I’d say, for the sake of your family connection by way of your wife, you have to stomach some degree of it. Engendering division only helps the goblins like Miller and Bannon.

I’m talking as someone who’s mother and father voted for Brexit instead of trump, and I refuse to act like it hasn’t been a gigantic fucking mess.

Apparently mice used to do this with old matches, before the invention of safety matches.

The number one thing to ruin a porn video is my ejaculating about 10 seconds earlier.

Not one of the smartest? According to the powers that be, my washing machine is the dumb one.

I was surprised when I read heart of darkness, that, for me at least, the final gut-punch of the tale isn’t a dying man thinking of the horror he had wrought and seen, but the protagonist getting back to the man’s wife and lying to her, telling her his last thoughts were of her. It isnt something that would have worked for Apocalypse Now, but I didn’t expect such a short novel to hide a completely different ending mood. I still think about it, years later.

I don’t know why my brain refuses to let it go, but Graeme Norgate’s Astrolander from Timesplitters 2 is short and very sweet.

Also theres the opening theme from Escape from the Planet of the Robot Monsters.

Oh actually also the Italy round of Road Rash 3. I once worked in an Italian restaurant and would whistle this without knowing it was taken from some famous Italian opera, and the owner asked me how I knew the music, and I didn’t have the heart to tell him.

Yeah but it’ll come for them. The CEO makes a lot of money and is often times just a decision maker and spokesman. Both things that the “bros” are saying will be able to be done via AI, soon enough.

That’s what I don’t get, if this stuff is supposed to be saving money for the shareholders, surely the CEO sees the writing on the wall.

I honestly can’t think of anything better than being in a room with 100 Boxer dogs.

At the end, the sofa and blanket would have to be huge to fit us all on it, though.

Ours could differentiate the crinkle of something containing cheese compared to any other crinkle coming from the kitchen, and would trot around the corner like she expected to see everyone in there shovelling cheese into their face and she was free to take part, when that would only actually happen about 25% of the time.

Off his fucking tits on copium.

Oh my god! I have not thought about this channel for some 15 years! And he’s still occasionally producing content. This has absolutely blindsided me.

Loud trauma victim continues to not get therapy.