I was stoned off my gourd so I hardly remember.

bvsl

beatboxing intensifies

I get a headache just thinking about it lol. Let’s also add cats in heat or women in labor.

Just, whenever the fuck, man. It’s anarchy.

Fine. Lets call it shit instead.

Welk I’m here aren’t I?

Would the insides of my eyelids glow? Cause fuck that if that’s the case.

Don’t know if it counts as sticking it to the man, but I adblock everything. Seriously, Ive got adblockers on my adblockers. Ive been adblocking for so long I don’t know what to buy anymore.

I’m sitting here in my empty house surrounded by my bags of money I don’t know what to spend on. Send help.

As a matter of fact, it does.

AI CEO has to be one of the dumbest sounding bullshit job titles Ive heard in a good long while.

I too enjoy some goddamn peace and quiet.

Hangnails.

You can turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. Cameras and animals count!

This is MADNESS

Argueing with idiots is futile because they drag you down to their level where they beat you with experience

I still average about 10K steps per day, but if I take it easy and just sit around the house for a few days too long I instantly get punished with a gout attack. Apart from that 500% daily recommended dose of vitamin D seems to be enough to keep this decrepit old husk going

The black holes or the bruxism?

I’ve been on Citalopram for a long time. I still get happy, sad, angry etc. Though I never got back into the black holes I sometimes got before I started taking it. Only downside is I sometimes have nocturnal bruxism, but that’s a trade I’m happy to make.

Edit: spelling