In high school, teachers used to insist we become computer techs and engineers cause it was the future! And teachers would tell us “if you don’t get into computers, you’ll end up as a plumber or garbage man!”

Meanwhile I’m adult, watching the plumbers and garbage man bringing home the money and having unions and benefits. And I hated computers so I just got into nothing

Thaddeus, Ulysses, etc. I liked that people used to name their kids after figures of the ancient world.

Most of ghost of Tsushima, I love the Omni monestary

Or the one you have to eat a bunch of live chicks in front of the door who wants to be repulsed

Another moron who is going to prison for Trump.

Your high school diploma. Nobody ever asks for it. No job I have ever held has asked for proof that I completed high school which I didn’t. My last job had a class they wanted me to take at a night school and that’s when they realized I didn’t have it after 7 years of competent, exceptional work, so they just shrugged and got me in there anyways

Like the Segway guy who died by riding his Segway off a cliff

There’s a banked potato spot in my city that sells just baked potatoes with like 50 variations on the menu. You can get a baked potato topped with anything from chilly to brisket, vegetables, etc

Oh god, not everything has to loop back to this

I wish we had more actresses with muscles. Imagine a wonder woman movie where wonder woman actually looks like an Amazon who has been working out all day every day for decades

I love death proof. Wearing a death proof t shirt right now. People shit on this movie for some reason? It was short, and fun. Some people said there’s too much talking, but it’s Tarantino so it’s not like the talking bits are boring? Dude is a master of dialogue

I don’t think deliverance counts, it was a AAA movie with an A list cast

Last Jedi was so angering that it killed all desire I had for watching rise of Skywalker, rise was the only star wars movie I’ve ever skipped, and still haven’t watched.

When instead of sacrificing ackbar, they kill him in the background and we’re supposed to care about the sacrifice of this random purple haired woman we’ve never ever met before and just shows up to die? Should have been ackbar or Leia or even wedge. And one thing I liked about TFA was the budding relationship between Rey and Finn, they had great chemistry. Then suddenly you separate them for the whole second movie, add a second love interest that’s awful and for some reason Rey likes Kylo? The fuck??

I was completely on Michael’s side through that whole story. When Phyllis called him numb nuts, I think any other manager would have fired her ass. But they treat Michael like shit sometimes cause he’s so forgiving.

Also after the Michael Scott paper company when Phyllis is crying that Michael claimed they were family but went after their customers, yeah Phillis? And what did you guys say when Michael treated you as family? You scoffed at him and brushed him off. So fuck you. Also hate how when you get a new customer you “got a new customer” but when you lose a customer it’s “they STOLE the customer”. There’s no stealing here buddy, just a better salesperson

He throws his friends under the bus

I tried reading the book but it was too much for me, so the series was easier to follow. I also tried listening to an audio book of tale of two cities but couldn’t get past the narrator constantly changing voices and accents for characters. I prefer when they just read

I really liked the series with Paul Dano

I couldn’t get through the DaVinci code, it had such a weird writing style and format if I remember right

Every human ever has believed this. Christians have believed they’re the last generation for 2,000 years now

So I remember this Asian kid I used to go to school with. He had an snes with an attachment on top that took floppy disks. He showed me some overseas games on it. I have no idea what that thing was but that’s what this reminded me of