*I just wanted to rave and dance-

Having to go to old people parties.

It’s rather go to diy underground shows, but I’m dad aged now.

I rust wasn’t too rave and dance, but I feel like most of the kids would be creeped out.

I paint with knives/scrapers almost exclusively. I think that makes it a bit manly.

Cthonic just means from the underworld. Not always evil or horrifying, at least as I understand it.

Just get a full La Cruiset set for a wedding gift and you are golden. /S

Bizarro! I love you! Bizarro!

I thought this too, but yeah, dairy can accelerate puberty, but it’s not the hormones, it’s just that kids that consume more dairy are often fatter which triggers early menache.

I looked in to it briefly, and it seems the growth hormones are a boogie man, but dairy consumption is still a factor in early menache.

Turns out kids that have too much dairy in their diet are often overweight, leading to early menache.

Growth hormones in meat and dairy may also have had an effect, but I have nothing to back this up currently.

Let me know if it’s completely incorrect.

I honestly cannot stand to hear that man speak for more than a sentence.

His voice is a death rattle.

The worm in his brain seeking other worm-like things.

Dude probably chugs bleach if he gets a tickle in his throat.

Women can only experience happiness when it is legally meted out by an eligible man. /S

Just heard the quote, ‘Toasters weren’t invented to make toast, they were invented to sell electricity.’

Some of my best friends are mold.

Back in the 70s-80s many Christian Americans were circumcised because it was thought to be cleaner. Doctors would often just do it once the baby was born with little to no input from parents.

I dub thee… Autistic Foreskin.

It’s about time we get paracetamol here in the States. It’s much more effective and has a charming accent.

Weapons grade modeling glue that they stopped selling in the 80s.

Unfortunately, Logitech ended support for their T1432 modal trebuchet last year.