

I e been doing it since I was 8. "Courtesy,"Google it.


I e been doing it since I was 8. "Courtesy,"Google it.


My father was given a middle name at birth, which he changed when he got his Social Security card. I’ve already had a bit of legal difficulty with that one.


Rififi
Parasite
Seven Samurai
Manon Of The Spring
Babette’s Feast


I was a disc jockey in radio, not clubs, off and on for several years. I was never a big name or well known.


A sociology professor of mine worked her first job for Rand. Her assignment was to determine the effectiveness of DARE. She found that it was only effective on eighth grade boys. Rand thanked her, paid her, and shelved the report, because this was the Reagan era.


Exactly what you said. My wife has health issues and can’t do housework, so it all falls on me. I just didn’t have time. The kitchen was disastrous. I just retired, and after the holidays, things are going to change.


My stepdad, before he died. He simultaneously told me I was fighting a War On Christmas, while also telling I should volunteer to work instead of decorating and making a nice dinner, because “it’s not your holiday.”
I used to tell my sociology classes, we Americans are very confused people. None more so than Conservatives.


Free stuff is SOCIALISM!


After my stepdad died, I helped the hazmat crew clean out the house I grew up in, due to his extreme hoarding. Once the house was empty, I took a look around, just to see if I felt anything. All I felt was the loss of my family history, to the rats.


The third season of Forever Knight completely ruined the show.


“Good news, Comrade! Putin need you for high paying job at nuclear plant! Bad news, you will relocate, and is permanently!”


Tr*mp: “I wanna do that! Can we death sentence?”


Yes. We have become a nation of de facto sovereign citizens. The average American thinks of nothing past the crummy job, the soul breaking commute, the mortgage, and another Ben Franklin for the third star on the fourth stripe on little Ayngylynn’s tae kwon do white belt. Frank Freeway and Susie Soccermom are too wrapped up in themselves to care what kind of people we are.
Back in 1997, my sociology professor said the US would become the meanest society in history. And OMFFSM, I see it everywhere. There’s no more sense of community or even common courtesy. Hurt the other guy or get hurt. Violence over small things will soon be commonplace and inescapable. We will all have to be armed, much as we may hate it. This is all by design.


Becoming a real life Clayton Bigsby.


Coming to the United States, soon. Why should a cute little 14 year old be getting all that woke schooling when she could be in a very Jesusy arranged marriage, popping out future warfighters for Dear Leader? /s


All I can think of is Invasion Of The Body Snatchers.


A woman I lived with for nearly 10 years fell under her fundamentalist family’s influence, and went off the deep end. We split up, and a few months later I get a call.
Now, first I have to tell you, the closest thing to a swear word they allowed themselves was “man.” So she calls me (she and her pre-existing kids were living there by now) and tells me that she and I were “married in gawd’s sight” which meant I needed to start sending her money. Well, you can imagine my response. And when she shouted behind her “he ain’t going to do it,” I heard her father scream “MAN!” Made my day, it did.


Fuck you, Android autocomplete!


My wife is a huge prime rib fan. Invariably, the waiter gives me the prime rib, and my wife the salmon.
Same here. Permanently banned from all of Reddit, and I was never told why. I suspect it was my criticism of the Orange One. I appeal every day, just to give them a little more paperwork.