Ted Jackson

Lamingtons. I will hear no debate on this.

I came home from school to find my mother weeping after she heard the news.

I believe LG has a couple and I saw Philips quite a few years ago.

Wow, thanks for the new rabbit hole! I love how Matt Groening also incorporated elements of the video clip into Futurama’s title sequence.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

I collect flashlights and am registered as a flasher…

Pocket knives, and Swiss army knives in particular. I’ve loved them since I was given my first one as a child, which was the impetus for me to stop biting my nails.

I know the feeling. I’ve got about 6-8 flashlights around the house at the moment and can’t really justify buying more. My SO thinks I’m barmy.

Many of the ebooks available on Project Gutenberg are a little rough. I recommend Standard eBooks instead.

And just like that, you’ve invented laserdisc.

https://imgflip.com/i/89tj4h

Obligatory.

I’m guessing some sort of collaboration with Snoop Dogg? 🤷‍♂️

The secret ingredient is crime.

Leg disabled?

Hey-o!

“It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.”

Spread the rumour it’s schoolgirl urine, change the name to Pi-Tsingtao and export to Japan. Problem solved.

If you often post links to music then Songwhip is invaluable. Give it a song and it generates a page with links to many common streaming services.

Here’s an example.

Don’t use sarcasm, it confuses me.

Enemy gliders!

If you’re old enough to remember this, don’t forget to take your ibuprofen. 😉

https://youtu.be/K5tnQTQbBkA