My take?

Uhhhhh funny person get on stage, funny person make joke, me laugh.

Try going outside once in a while.

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Lemmutts love speaking authoritatively about things they don’t actually know.

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NOOOO you can’t just look at your phone when you’re waiting for the train!

You have to interact and appreciate the world at all times!

The cat crawling under there dust mops regularly.

My vacuum doesn’t get lost under the furniture.

It’s supposed to be “frunk”, op typoed.

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I never understood what compels people to post not-showerthoughts to the showerthoughts community.

Play with your butt a lot because it feels good, then eventually you start getting curious about its true capabilities.

Virtue signaling, the question.

Keep your mouth closed…

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You replied to the wrong comment ;)

Props for actually reading the source that was clearly printed on the chart.

True there are absolutely no circumstances whatsoever where a person would need or want cargo pants

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