I guess I am one of the lucky 10k today.

I’ll stand by ready to paint a tunnel onto the side of the brick wall

I can count to a thousand without my hands at all. In fact, I could probably go way higher than that.

Reddit killed my favorite app Joey so I, nuked my Reddit account by talking shit about a mod, came here, and never looked back.

Give it to me Daddy, uh I mean, Santa

Your mistletoe doesn’t stand a chance against my tow missile

There’s also the concern of the tobacco. Butts aren’t just filters, there’s plenty of sweet addictive nicotine left usually.

Just the swedish ones. I held up a sign in my yard that said free peanuts and some of them came right away but when I held up a swedish sign they all completely ignored me. This was in America though, so they’re likely just uneducated.

That’s awfully helpy! Thanks for the thing you said I wasn’t knowful about.

Have you tried taking a pill to make you ungasful?

Sounds like a lot of effort and nepotism

Yeah it was just comedy disguised as racism…

What part of the chicken is that? I had chicken fingers the other day. Had no idea they had fingers either.

I know plenty of people like him

The secret is simple. What you do for money isn’t what or who you are. 8 hours of work. 8 hours of sleep. (Unconscious body resting sleep) That leaves as many hours per day you spend working as you could spend doing anything you are able to facilitate. Problem is, if your 8 hours of work is debilitating to the point it owns the other 66% of your time then you need a new 9 to 5 or at least find peace with what it is you do for money.

Or you have depression. If that’s the case I feel for you, and I know you got this.

Did you recently obtain a peanut allergy?

In my experience most poor people are their voting base who the fuck knows why

The fuck would I or anyone for that matter do with more than 1 boat? Honestly?

Sounds like he doesn’t need it They just need to give him the job

Side of my right arm. Been there always. Always long and thick but satisfying to pull out!