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April 1st.

Always funny

Hmmm how should I pick out who would be a good vice president… I’ll disregard professional perspective and voting history for no reason. Let’s instead analyze the implied genitalia and melanin production in the dermis!

Really bro?

Read this as “man talking trash to dumpster” and figured someone’s cybertruck had a BSOD or somethin.

Doesn’t that mean the states are just gerrymandered voting districts?

Only way I can parse nominees winning while earning fewer popular votes than their peers… cough (Republicans)

You typed all those words and yet only made the same point.

I’m not attributing your choice to do so on malice, no.

Good. A less mass murdering president would be a better option for America.

You’ll be happy to hear Harris is running! Much less mass murdering.

I feel the same about Xi, maduro, Putin and Kim of the north.

You send yours to prison and we’ll send ours.

So glad you cuks have settled on a nice rhyming scheme 🤡

Doubt.

He wants a real ally, not some asshole with a conscience who is informed via a functioning cabinet.

Weird how that is LMAO.

It’s almost like you’ve caught a stoog in their false concern for Palestine or something. WEIRD!

Nothing is manufactured.

If you can prove every lemmy user is a genuine individual and not a sockpuppet account or an LLM with posting privileges you could make MILLIONS in tech.

But you can’t and that’s all bull.

Lmao, my kind sir, dozens of fine Russian folks are here to make a living with such lame agitprop.

Don’t take their words to heart, they represent the heroine fueled fever-dreams of Kim jong un. Delusions of grandeur and nothing more.

Also, they’re TERRIFIED of the real world. They deny much.

I think you’re not understanding the intended slam.

‘Snowflakes’ are special and unique. (Notably, their crystalline pattern)

Every snowflake is special and unique. (Every single one has unique environmental factors that form their unique shape)

If every… ‘thing’ is special and unique, no ‘thing’ is special OR unique.

It’s basically saying “you value your perceived characteristics higher than they actually are valued in the grand scope”

It’s called plausible deniability and regardless of the intent there is a direct effect.

You can be mad about it all you’d like, it won’t change the reality.

I feel you, I needed a bread knife to slice a loaf and there is a 4 day waiting period before I can go down to my FKL and pickup my turbo-bread-saw 9000.

Oh yea, absolutely. Joining a very small group of war criminal countries including (but not limited to); Russia, China, Pakistan, Iran, India, Malaysia, Venezuela, Mexico and of course Palestine+Israel (feat genocide).

Man that felt good, fuck all those places I listed for their war crimes/criminals.

You agree I’m sure.

Escaping a haven of agitprop is truly special.

Touch more grass.

I have a feeling you or a member of your family owns a struggling (dare I say failing) theater.

The model has always been based on food sales from back in the early cinema days.

That was almost 100 years ago. If they haven’t updated their business model in a century idk what to tell you; the model is outdated and inadequate.

If your business model fails because I’m not stupid enough to pay $18 for a small bucket of popcorn, your business doesn’t deserve to exist 🤷

You can be mad at it, but that’s the way the corn pops, fella.

I download cams and haven’t paid for a movie ticket in over a decade. If they want me to buy tickets they can make movies that are worth the ticket value.

Maybe if that happens I’ll return to the theater to balk at the snack prices lmao.

Also, if the rules say you get to charge 500% the MSRP on shitty junk food, I am allowed to steal your profits by not being an idiotic consumer.

There is a singular reason why theaters are struggling; their misunderstanding of the profits they should be generating.