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No it was someone from the past. Trump’s boyfriend
Please help make my Disney perspective of the world true 😔
This is the kind of pointless shit that I think of when I smoke too much. If you have a pipe in your hand, SIT IT DOWN 😜
You are motherfucker
Was she your first 🥰
Yeah I know what it means. Don’t you think that’s a little strange coming from mom? Bow chicka wow wow 😽
If you get hung in a rut, you better lock those hubs in. Cat get your tail out the fire!
The what
Master, there is a man speaking blasphemy in the temple LOL
I just came in my snuggie, thanks a lot
Stealing the poop knife
You can always hide in my basement, I’ve got video games and ice cream down there. We can play a game of twister if you’d like 🙂
It’s only a waste if you don’t enjoy it. Just like some people think painting a bunch of nonsensical images is a waste of time and money but you might thoroughly enjoy it
Platinum oil change or an hour massage
I think it’s a Muslim thing
Sorry I thought you were the Walmart cashier I farted on yesterday. You weren’t the disabled person who didn’t know how to order Domino’s on the app and got totally effed in the a with no hawk tua? You guys are going to have to put me in a home 😞