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Read to the tune of Sk8er boi by Avril Lavigne

Eat it and gain superpowers, but lose your ability to swim

Every time you’re unreasonably rude to someone, you feel a pinprick inside your nostril. If you’re a right jerk it’s more of a stab. When you assault someone the pin is a kitchen knife. Murder and rape make you feel a lance of fire in your sinuses. It could work, nothing else has

Assuming that increasing your intelligence doesn’t give you dr. Manhattan superpowers being supremely intelligent but not all powerful or immortal seems a bit exhausting

What the actual fuck, and this was in 1990

Soft as puppy shit

That’s just like, your opinion man

Is it likely he personally travelled from Anatolia or was he just descended from groups that migrated from Anatolia to Central Europe?

As is tradition