The mole people.

Bonus points, we can direct the idiots to start digging for them, then use the excavations to start building underground. It’ll massively reduce the power need for AC due to global warming, and it would free up a ton of space for solar.

It’s kind of cheating, but [Popplagið] by Sigur Rós. I’d argue that the vocals in it are instrumental, since they’re in a made-up language consisting of gibberish words.

Unless you’re redlining your systems 24/7, the load really shouldn’t be that bad.

My first gen i7 would still be going strong if the mobo hadn’t started dying. Especially running Linux.

Do you have any statistics regarding how likely a water eruption is? Because I microwaved water daily for nearly a decade without issue.

The turnstile removes most of the risk because super heating is a lot more difficult with moving water. Plus, most glasses aren’t perfectly smooth and have plenty of imperfections to provide nucleation points.

I think explosions were more common with microwaves that don’t have turnstiles. The movement of the water helps prevent super heating to that point.

It’s because the microwave gets the water a bit hotter than boiling. Just give it like 15 seconds and it shouldn’t foam.

While I own one, it’s another appliance that takes up space.

But boiling a tea bag is wrong no matter what your heat source is.

You know you can wait like 15 seconds before opening the microwave and putting something in, right? Even with my electric kettle I give it a few seconds before doing anything.

I’m not sure why the hate for microwaves exist. It’s literally just another method for making water move fast. It has absolutely no impact on the final product, as hot water is hot water no matter the heat source.

Tesla showrooms don’t work that way. You don’t buy the car from them.

A hand towel that a dog with an enlarged prostate pissed on.

For sure. I’d volunteer to be the first person on Venus knowing it would be a death sentence.

Gotta give props to Keating too. It’s refreshing to see a Democrat actually push back.

Why wouldn’t they be? It’s kinda stupid to just let your enemy run a massive platform without having a presence there.

A used car salesman

Legally, the platform isn’t liable for what the users do on it. But I wouldn’t want to test that in court.

Yeah, I’d dban the drives and everything.

It really doesn’t. I have both hyperhydrosis (sweating a lot for no reason) and sweat activated psoriasis, so I have to keep my public area as dry as possible because psoriasis on your scrotum is fucking awful.

Being clean shaven means that more of my skin can come into contact with my underwear to remove the sweat, while being hairy means the moisture is trapped between my hair and my underwear.

As an aside, thongs are a great solution to swamp-ass.