Majority Report

communism = centrist Democratic positions??? /s

We the people cause them not the people to weep

I hereby nominate him for the Nobel Pizza Prize

dem turkeys gotta stick together, ya know

Leave our friends & neighbors alone you weakling cowards!

i Pass

it smelt like freedom

clocking effen out

some must be very good groundskeepers as well

I once mistook a bag of Doritos for the president of the USA…no, wait…it was a bag of Cheetos…wait, no, actually it was one Cheeto, one GIGANTIC Cheeto (I think?!)

perfectly reasonable request from a stable brainiac pustulance!

the Hoopla app is available for free through public libraries. you can download 15 items (music, movies, books) each month for a week at a time

“nekkid terrorists…on bi-cycles!!!”

that’s so much more terrifying than a Portland resident in a frog costume dancing in front of a passel of cosplaying ICE thugs, isn’t it, Mike?

Roy Cohn lives, unfortunately