Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. I’m trying to stay close to my mom, and she’s desperately trying to hold the family together, so if I don’t do anything, he would play the victim and use my mom’s hurt feelings against me. So I’m most likely going to just do something very generic, like you said.
It would be beautiful to donate to the local pride center in his name and just watch him seethe. That’s such a perfect idea, since if he actually voices a complaint, he knows it makes him the asshole.
Pure evil.
Hey that would be easy, he hates football!
That’s the goal. There’s some drama right now that makes that really hard, but within a couple years that’s where we’re headed.
Lol I love it
Hm… getting him more work, I love it.
I totally would but he’d throw a whole fit lol. Maybe for his birthday in a few months…
Yeah my wife loved the smell in the aisle, but it got old really fast at home lol
Yeah I’ve thought about just doing a few candy bars or something. I think the sunk cost fallacy has kicked in, so I almost want to go higher effort but bad lol
Hm… I wonder if Walmart still has watermelon scented candles. “But dad, it smells just like summer!”
My wife suggested “number one sad” with a card explaining that he was, in fact, my first dad lol
Ooh I like this. Especially since he hates strong smells.
That would be especially funny because he’s Mormon, and he’s very upset I’m not.
Honestly that’s kind of what I’m thinking. Then he has to store them, and he’d feel like he had to wear them at least once. Just a little upsetting for him.
… I usually don’t stand on a soapbox in my shower
Hell, Michigan lol