You’re not helping

Relative size, I’d assume

Funnily enough there is science pointing to the idea that the more expensive somebody thinks a wine is the better it tastes to them

A long long time ago, in a galaxy far away

Naboo was under an attack

No it’s not

Learn to read, bigot

Please don’t make me pull out the quote by that Greek philosopher talking about kids these days

it’s year

Yeah so it’s the same as it’s ever been

There is no path to profitability for them. Unlike other recent billion dollar tech companies there are no human workers to squeeze. Hardware doesn’t work for less than minimum wattage.

Kind of funny to see them Trying to capitalism squeeze physical laws And fail.

So 15 years ago they said don’t be an asshole, and yet here you are

All those Islamic school shooters

Oh no, my past.

Why would I want to have a larger controller on a game boy sp? It is so perfect the way it is

SERENITY NOW!!

Catamarans, caviar and coochie

Parachute

Yeah I was just teasing you. That actually seems like one of the more fun ones here… Though there’s some frightening implications.

Oh no the big bang deatroyed all energy.

Nothingness.

"It’s not painful bro you just need to feel it for longer you’ll get used to it. Ow.

Complete eradication of STDs

It’s little ones like this that have such insidious implications.
Even without a evil genie rule… No stds.

Which means that sex has no touching

Or

Everything is super fucked up - bacteria/viruses/fungi can no longer transfer from creature to creature through touch… I don’t have the knowledgebase to even imagine what the results of this would be but I think somewhat catastrophic…

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Also wood would be dense as fuck. Damn.

Ah the ol the invention of lying