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Hello tinnitus my old friend
Hello tinnitus my old friend
This might sound crazy, but have you tried talking to your partner and parents? Just in case you know, you have some similar opinions or something. Not that I would know, I never talk to people.
I’ll give you $20 for it
Probably meth or heroin. People peeing is fairly common.
Yea ambulance companies fucking suck. they never contract with insurance so they’re free to bill whatever the fuck they want. Buncha predatory assholes charging thousands for a ride and paying EMTs barely minimum wage.
That’s my secret, I’m always horny
Your horse is left handed (left hoofed?)
This is your standard dual flush. One is flush, the other is eject. Which is which depends on the manufacturer. Just be careful, the eject can be quite forceful.
As for which button is the right one, it’s definitely the one on the right. The other is the left button.
iphones are decent devices from a security standpoint, but useless if someone is still signed in. Your former friend sold you a $50 brick
Well I’ve only ever been to one and it was my uncle’s wedding. no complaints, ceremony was short but its the only church service I’ve ever been to so that’s it.
Imagine teeth grew like our nails and had to be clipped regularly
Easy, more bees
Really we should just replace mathematics with bees. I can’t think of a problem that can’t be solved with more bees.
With bourbon, honey, and lemon
Idk that sounds like something Rick would say