Fonzie!

[ The person editing this and has done plenty of research from multiple trustworthy sources. ]

That reads sus. Like “Trust me bro” in nicer words.

So first kill Vance unawares, then kill Drumpf? Gotcha, noted!

It turned into a cursor.

No that movie was amazing!

Look, I love me some Jason Statham being overly British and kicking ass for upward two hours while barely making a face, so I’m going to say Jason Statham.

That doesn’t help with all the different Lemmy instances, but searching on a Lemmy instance does… Well, the search function is janky so it works kinda, but it searches a lot of Lemmy instances alright!

Which were they? As in what was their domain name?

100%!

The most hectic places in the world are the screens-filled streets of Tokyo and New York IMO (that’s not all the streets ofc)

Ads try to grab your attention or show off right into your face, removing them would 100% make life more tranquil.

And that one needs a continuation of the story and lore, unlike GTA…

Half Life 3 not coming out was a joke before Duke Nukem Forever

But it’s also NoStupidQuestions.

I think you need to specify your European country, because small French villages have awful infrastructure while their cities have amazing infrastructure.

But even here in the Netherlands, if I’d live in a village and I wanted to go to another village further away I’d need to take the train to the nearest city and then take another train to said village. This often takes much longer than by car. Also, while basic shopping needs like a supermarket, greengrocer and some basic repair shops might be there (maybe just the supermarket) you don’t have access to… Anything else really, and need to take the car there, too. Sadly, necessary non-commercial facilities like hospitals and higher education are also missing from most villages here.

Good to know kids have been scarred with fake feces since the 90’s!

I recognise that “kentawur” is correct, but reject it because “sentar” just sounds more correct.

Nintendo Switch 2 getting more details, and knowing Nintendo probably a release date within a short time span, is true.

For one, April 1st has always been a date to make big announcements in Japan, not one for jokes. Nintendo just learned to move that one day for westerners (:

I mean, Google announcing a Möbius-shaped keyboard would still be a good April 1st joke, “obviously fake news” from a news source wouldn’t be because it’s not obvious, anymore.

I’ve seen the Tiktoks a million times, yes.

Light hearted pranks are still great for April 1st!

Bemon

Good eye!

I don’t see an umbrella, though; she might just be jumping to her death.

I guess so, but it’s still very much a large scale social media as we know it (e.g. YouTube, Twitter, Reddit…), and definitely a far cry from private chats on platforms like FB Messenger or WhatsApp…