Northwest Passage by Stan Rodgers. Love his other stuff too. People are often surprised that I, an immigrant, know something so Canadian.

This is what they’re hoping you’ll say, “huh? I couldn’t do that even if I WAS sober!”

Join your town’s local discord server. If it has two, one is the shit one. If it doesn’t have one, start it. I started a city discord that grew to over 600 members in two years. Is important to delegate as you grow and encourage all members to try organizing and leading events if they like, at least trying once.

If you can’t host, you’ll need to recruit at least one person that can before the ball gets rolling.

If you like discussing books and films, which are some of my favorite things, movie nights are great easy get togethers and if you don’t have a member with a big living room and TV you can all go to the cinema together (but that’s expensive).

A book club can even be done in a voice channel.

If your town has a boardgame cafe, that’s really good to take prospective friend groups.

If you don’t have that option, look for community organizations with a building, such as a progressive church. Unfortunately that will put some members off events, especially members of many minority groups.

Hiking is free and doesn’t require securing a venue.

You can gain a lot of real (not nebulous internet) community, friends, gratitude, and (to put it bluntly) clout.

During the summer y’all can hang out in parks.

Lift weights

Olympic walking. I’ll be taking it really really easy. I’ll have headphones and an ice cream cone

I’m not a vet, but maybe ask one about Botox on the problem spot?

FBI uncovers diabolical plot to kill everyone in the world by waiting a sufficiently long time.

Every construct theory in it’s most extreme form always seems to end up antisemitic, so I’d say the antisemitic tropes.

Bought some lavender bubble bath and had a 2 hour hot bath with a book and relaxing music.

I look exactly like God, but 100 lbs lighter.

How do you figure that second one? Do you have less than a couple of years left?

What about drop bears?

It feels like perfect is not just the enemy of good enough, it’s slaughtering its family and salting its crops.

Great Lakes Avenger

Even though there’s no physical pain, opponents argue that the process involves great mental and emotional pain.

But I agree that it is one of the most humane and practical forms of involuntary euthanasia. Not that such a thing should be desired in the first place.

Horse is not unusual as meat in the Netherlands.

Hot bath, cold non-alcoholic beer, and my water resistant eReader.

A large nuclear war would break the systems that cause or suffer from our current problems, and replace them with fewer but much worse ones.

Ant Man must be the anti-est hero, doesn’t get any anti-er than that

Ant Man.