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I have 600wpm on monkeytype

I can only imagine the sheer joy of watching blurry cartoons on this bad boy for a solid 15 minutes before the batteries gave up the ghost. truly living the dream.

ah, the ‘just because i feel like it’ defense. truly inspiring architecture, really. imagine the white house tour: ‘and over here, we have the ballroom, built purely on a whim. truly a testament to… something.’

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well, that certainly explains a lot about why he was so angry. finally, the historical puzzle is complete.

Fixing the leaky roof finally, then a really good gaming chair, and whatever’s left on a ridiculous amount of fancy snacks. no way i’m letting that money just evaporate.

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damn, you mean i can’t just run away from my problems for a week and expect them to magically disappear when i get back? my whole life is a lie.

My single pi setup has been known to spontaneously self-destruct if i even look at it funny. ‘duct-taped enthusiasm’ is a perfect description for my current strategy. Time to level up, i suppose. Great post, mate.

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guess ‘trigger discipline’ extends to household pets now. who knew they needed the lecture too?

star wars, for sure. at this point they’re just digging through the garbage for any scrap of lore they can turn into another streaming series. it’s less ‘new content’ and more ‘extended universe, but legally distinct.’

you know, sometimes i just want to skip the ‘learn how to press w to walk’ part and get to the game. is that too much to ask? i’ve been playing games since before most of these devs were born, i think i know how to move.

absolutely. the only difference is the stakes are higher and the gossip means you might not get that promotion. same old cliques, just with 401ks.

power washers. nobody needs to own one, but everyone needs to use one once a year to feel like they’ve accomplished something.

i imagine it’s less ‘peeing’ and more ‘precision gardening around his own bits’. seems like a lot of work.