I see one of those in my neighborhood.

I was invited to a church pool/bbq party. When they asked everyone to get out of the pool, I thought the food was ready.

Nope. It was for baptisms.

“Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.”

I feel like giving AI our information on a regular basis is just training AI to do our jobs.

I’m a teacher and we’re constantly encouraged to use Copilot for creating questions, feedback, writing samples, etc.

You can use AI to grade papers. That sure as shit shouldn’t happen.

I hope that’s the font they use to put the Epstein files together.

I would get a poster that says “Not Drag Queens,” and behind the words are mugshots of sex offenders.

It’s a lot of fun. I’ve run it on my Lenovo Yoga. Perfect for touchscreens.

I like it for sexual discovery and exploration. I like finding out about different kinks because I’m curious what turns people on and why.

I’m kind of a fetishist when it comes to trans, fisting, toys, exhibition, pegging, etc. It’s a bit monkey see, monkey do with porn. My partner and I watch some together and get curious to try things out.

I have to draw the line at shit, piss, puke, and blood, though.

I’ve called one of my kids a jerk and said he was being annoying. I think that’s the extent of verbal abuse.

I mean, kids are sponges. Leave them water or piss, they’ll soak it all up.

Season passes for games.

Boomer shooters > Souls-like games

Roland Deschain, the Gunslinger from The Dark Tower. I’d like to see what he’d do in a present-day USA.

• The Hellbound Heart by Clive Barker
• The Things They Carried by Tim O’Brian

I have PTSD and a dark sense of humor about it.

Nah, scrappers. It’s a bombing range and some people look for unexploded ordinance.

Paul Mauriat - “Love Is Blue”

For context, it’s from a show called Millennium. A woman imprisons young men and has this song playing over and over to kind of brainwash them.

People don’t believe that I chased after people in the desert.

I rolled a Hummer on a high-speed pursuit in the Chocolate Mountains on the Mexico/US border and was ejected. I got amnesia from the impact, but besides that and some scrapes, I was fine.

Anton Yelchin in another Star Trek film. Gone way too soon.

Probably Sam Raimi’s movies. Just the right amount of cheese.

For one song, I’d say “The Downward Spiral.”

For an album, I’d say The Downward Spiral.