Potato, potato

The record symbol from every phone camera

Jesus

Not only are there enough, but the world’s population may have peaked long ago at a much lower number if things had been better distributed.

Do you instance jump? Blocks on one != blocks on another

Rabbits are prolific reproducers. Bugs Bunny has VD.

ROB SCHNEIDER DERP A DERP A DERPADERP

You can book yourself on a container ship as a passenger and see industrial ports and stuff across the world

They changed circle search (home button search) to always include a desktop screenshot as part of the search on Android. It ruined the search experience. I responded by changing to Duckduckgo for all searching and disabled Gemini from the power button. I would venture I’m not alone

Teleportation seems dangerous, as Earth is hurtling through space at probably 7-figure speeds. Even disappearing for a fraction of a second may lead to you drifting in space.

Teleportation seems dangerous, as Earth is hurtling through space at probably 7-figure speeds. Even disappearing for a fraction of a second may lead to you drifting in space.

Pull notification

You need a hyperpole

Canada too. Also weed eater, even though that’s a brand name

Please respect my privacy

P=NP

Je suis une ananas!

[email protected] is very active

Children’s shows

Writing their names on/carving their names into shit.