About 15 years ago I went on a trip from San Diego to NY. We were staying in a shitty Days Inn in some some town. We left our luggage in the rooms, and went out for the day, and I had left my iPod nano in there. When we came back that evening, my iPod was gone and my package of brand new boxers was missing a pair also. I assumed they hid the iPod in the rolled up boxers. We went down to complain to the front desk but they didn’t give a shit. Lessons were learned that day. I was so excited to listen to Biggie “Going Back to Cali” on my way back to Cali and that’s what was REALLY stolen from me :(

I moved from US to Canada with a whole lot less lined up

No it’s ok, I’m 1/8 cisgender so I can say it

FLICK YOU MAN

On whose authority??

The funny thing about my chin, Jules, is that it’s located on my cock!

Same. Still haven’t learned how to style it but it’s still better than the face I had before

My windows 10 already has a watermark to activate it

https://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=jordan001mic

.202 in AA isn’t great, compared to other players who are good enough to move up

Love leverage. I’ve been meaning to try to get my wife to watch it

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete

My MILs partner bought gift cards for Rod Stewart who messaged him on FB.

No one can.

They’re supposed to be proper and shit, only making babies and keeping to the kitchen

Sorry if someone already asked this, but do you have any tutorials or guides that you used and found helpful for starting out? I have some small experience with nginx and such, but I would definitely need to follow along with something that tells me what to do and what each part does in a infrastructure like you have haha

You mean nude, don’t you

Throw an airtag in before the concrete sets

This month?!

*specific. Sorry but spesific instead of specific is specially annoying for me

My wife is a nurse and any time someone is getting a shot in the arm she starts yelling at them to find the shoulder bone first three 3 fingers down!