He can’t handle security for something like a small concert? He can’t handle security for the nation. Do people really think Obama wasn’t under constant threat? Please.

One of the best feelings in my life was returning to camp, consolidating coolers, and plunging my feet into the water in the leftover water in one of the coolers.

My cocktail lefts. Just sayin.

Ugh. I hate to say this, but the US is dumb enough to crash into the future hoping that other countries go renewable so oil is cheaper here. It’s too late anyway.

Don’t forget fellating a failing oligarch, too.

By that measure, you’ve never met an Akita.

Bugs bunny. Alternate, Gummi Bears, with points for best theme song.

I’m so glad you never go to restaurants, use plastic bags, ziplocs, or ever take food to go. It’s good to use only glass food storage. Now tell us how to afford it. If you’re over 2 years old (and I assume you are) we’re already fucked with plastics.

Good decks haven’t changed in price for 40+ years. Decent wheels, trucks, and bearings about the same. Unless you want an artist to paint your board, you can get pretty top class gear for about $125. Source: crazy good kid that cares about his board.

I love my winter jorts. No problem with cold when your calves are big enough to create their own weather patterns.

Tribute that is how cat chaos works. My family had a lot cats. I only hadn two over 25 years… One killed dogs and bats for fun, one was called velcro, because they never jumped, only climbed. Velcro loved water. We could literally turn the hose on and spray him and he loved it. He would walk into a shower or bath.

Battle toads can eat a schlong. Actually good games like kid icarus, etc were just as hard but actually fun to play.

Thank the tiny gods, or I would be spherical with no muscles at this point. Muscle and the resilience of connecting tissue takes a very long time to atrophy.

So sorry, dear one. I have had many physical ticks, habits, addictions. Only one has been terribly damaging. I haven’t been able to stop that one, but I have been able to stop some. My technique has been replacing a harmful one with one less harmful. I’m not sure I have specific advice other than to talk to a psychiatrist. In the most stressful time of my life, I managed to stop chewing my nails by taking anti anxiety meds. When life evened out, I didn’t need them anymore (now I am meticulous about nail clipping and filing). I stopped picking at my feet when I got a foot rasp. Using it after baths with just my feet in the tub it felt like I got what I needed without hurting myself. Keep working, but professional help is best.

This is the weirdest blend of far right with a tiny sprinkle of far left I’ve ever seen.

And now I will be browsing through 7000 retro games today.

I lived in a few places in China for a year. This is either new, or completely fake. If cats and dogs were sold/eaten for food they would be in the market next to the turtles, above the fish tanks, and under the pigeons. Not a joke.

There are not 100 million dentists offices. No way that is their readership.

I said it elsewhere in the replies, but it’s like calling 2001 a space odyssey boring.

Great write up. 2001 a space odyssey is a great example. The story holds up, but the effects were blown away (with star wars etc being a main example). It’s interesting, but not at all a good watch except in the context of film evolution. That said, it changed so much in cinema, storytelling, and more.