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Solution: play through two mirrors

Sounds like the XY problem

It’s usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don’t think I’ll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup

About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It’s extremely rare, but it does happen.

Yeah I’m on the edge of my seat here. I demand a refund.

Happy Threshold Day!

Glory to you… ^AND ^YOUR ^PASSWORD…

I would say yes, but I tried using Duke Cannon soap on my hands for a while and it dried them out something fierce

If it’s hard Rs you want, just put on any episode where O’Brien is mad at the Cardassians

chucknorris

🇬🇧 fantasy
🇮🇹 fantasia
🇫🇷 fantaisie
🇨🇿 fantazie
🇸🇰 fantazia
🇷🇺 фантазия
🇩🇪 FANTASIE

ruff

At my old job they had these kiosks that had a printer and would beep when they were out of paper. One of them beeped at a low pitch for some reason. It always reminded me of old computer games

They screm, for they do not know.

Not any weirder than a gorilla vest.

The turtle shell pauldrons are a nice touch

At least his eyes point in the same direction