Ellen Ripley from the Alien series.

It works the opposite way too.

My one and only court appearance I was the only sentencee wearing a suit. Everyone else was wearing casual/pajama type clothing to the point the judge even brought it up himself.

“Well you look very nice Mr. Weirdguy. I wish more people realized this is supposed to be a formal occasion”

He then gave me the absolute minimum sentence possible for what I was there for.

Sleep.

A manager got fired for sleeping with an underage waitress.

A GM got fired after stealing ~$13k from deposits

A guy got fired for telling the GM to go fuck herself completely unprompted.

Food service is wild

That’s kinda wild to me. You’d think there’d be some sort of checks to make sure certain domains are only used by people who have been vetted as reputable.

Though I suppose in the age of misinformation being everywhere it’s not too surprising.

Edit: Idk why this is being downvoted but I’d love to know. I’m not very computer savvy. I know more than the average person but I’m not an “IT guy”. My concerns come from a lack of understanding. Help me understand.

Yeah coal has been used for millenia. Humans have been burning coal/charcoal for metalworking for millenia. Like even in the stone age we still used coal/charcoal.

Nah I’m fully convinced only ~15% of humanity has any actual intelligence and the other ~85% are mindless animals acting on pure instinct that are only alive because that ~15% is desperately trying to keep them alive due to empathy.

Yeah I watched Donald Trump get elected president and saw the aftermath and just kinda realized that the majority of humans on this planet are completely and utterly stupid.

I cut them in half and jam them into my mouth and use my teeth to scrape along the inside of the skin.

The location of our solar system. Everything would be in relation to where our solar system is in relation to where you are.

I vaguely support eugenics when it comes to prevalent genetic diseases.

If you have an incurable genetic disorder and choose to have children I judge you with the utmost disgust at your reckless selfishness.

Condemning another person to suffer as you have for the sake of “fulfillment”

I wouldn’t say inner conflict but moreso conditioned thinking.

If someone has been conditioned to have certain beliefs and values then they see evidence that those values are wrong they’ll ignore it completely.

Like a person on welfare complaining about “welfare queens”. They are receiving govt assistance while complaining about people who receive govt assistance.

Yes. That’s what comic books are.

Well played.

Gotta get that deep clean in the shower ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I watched the twin towers fall but none of it connected and never gave me the fanatical patriotism it was supposed to.

A life without all the trauma and self harm. A life where I had all the support I needed to actually thrive and make something of myself. Sometimes it’s just a life with a past love where everything turned out okay. Other times a life where I chose a more profitable career because I didn’t need chaos to feel normalcy.

I’m a very broken individual so it’s not really hard for me to dream up a scenario that’s infinitely better than my reality.

That’s part of what hurts so bad waking up and realizing I’m back in my own life.

I have vivid dreams to the point I’ve had to mourn entire lives that were never even real.

Like Roy from Rick and Morty.

The worst ones are when it was a very fulfilling life and then I have to wake up and accept it never actually happened.

I have several but by far the most common is “fuck em”

Mainly used when people wanna hit me with some dumb shit and act like it’s my problem. Fuck em.